Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a blowjob so bad it feels like getting hit with a mop

I got a hadderz from my ex and it was like being attacked by a wet dish rag

My friend tried to give me a hadderz and I had to leave the room

My cousin's hadderz was so bad I asked for a refund

2

a blowjob that makes your tongue want to quit

That hadderz was so bad I think my tongue is now on vacation

I got a hadderz and my mouth is still sore

My date gave me a hadderz and I almost cried

3

a blowjob that sounds like a broken vacuum cleaner

My hadderz was so loud I thought the walls were going to fall down

That hadderz was worse than my brother’s homework

She gave me a hadderz and it was like a broken toaster

4

a blowjob that tastes like old pizza and regret

That hadderz tasted like my lunch from last week

I got a hadderz and it was like eating a soggy pizza crust

The hadderz was so bad I almost threw up

5

a blowjob that lasts so long you forget your own name

That hadderz went on for hours and I forgot who I was

I got a hadderz and I swear I lost my identity

She gave me a hadderz and I was too busy to think

6

a blowjob so bad it feels like being stuck in a trash can

That hadderz was like being trapped in a trash can with a raccoon

I got a hadderz and I wanted to run away

My friend’s hadderz was so bad I thought I was in a garbage truck