Hadden

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Hadden is like being the best at everything. You're so good, you make other people look like failures.
You just won the championship, and everyone is screaming your name like you're a god.
You ate the last slice of pizza and didn't even flinch.
You aced the test and your friend cried because they failed.
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A Hadden is a dance move so wild it could make a goat pass gas. It’s also a day so good, it makes your mom forget she’s ugly.
He did the Hadden in the middle of the hallway and made the principal yell at him.
That day was a Hadden. We ate tacos, drank soda, and skipped school.
She did the Hadden at the party and everyone was dancing like fools.
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A Hadden is a guy who talks big but can’t back it up. He sneaks out at night to drink and probably has a tiny cock.
He said he would beat up the whole school, but he ran away when he saw a fat kid.
He came home at 3 a. m. with a bag of chips and a hangover.
He tried to flirt with my sister and got rejected by her dog.
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A Hadden is someone who makes you laugh so hard you cry. He’s sweet, he’s funny, and he loves you more than your mom loves her hair.
He told the funniest joke ever, and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
He brought me ice cream when I was sad and said, 'You're my best friend forever.'
He stayed up with me all night and didn’t even complain.
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A Hadden is when black people say 'happening' like it's a secret code only they know.
He said, 'This party is a Hadden!' like he was speaking a different language.
She turned to her friend and whispered, 'This is the Hadden!' like it was a secret.
They were dancing and shouting, 'This is a Hadden!' like they were in a movie.
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A Hadden is a fat guy who thinks he’s a gangster. He smells like burnt popcorn, has back fat, and looks like a pizza exploded in his pants.
He walked into the room and smelled like burnt popcorn and regret.
He tried to flex, but all I saw was a pizza in his pants.
He said he was a gangster, but he couldn’t even tie his shoes.
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A Hadden is a rich kid who thinks he's cool just because he has money. He looks like a faggot with a blonde wig and acts like he owns the school.
He showed up in a fancy car and said, 'I’m the best.'
He turned his back on me when his friends came and started being an ass.
He said he was cool, but he couldn’t even beat me in a video game.
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