hadded

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Everyone should know what it is, like it’s the most basic thing since the invention of bad decisions.
You don’t need to explain hadded. It’s like explaining why you’re still alive after a bad breakup.
If you don’t know what hadded is, you’re probably still using a flip phone.
Hadded is the reason your mom still texts you at 2 AM.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadded is the male version of WAP, but instead of wet ass pussy, it’s hard ass dick. It’s the sound of a man bragging in the bathroom.
He was so hadded, he bragged in the shower and forgot to turn the water off.
My brother is hadded. He took a picture of his junk and sent it to my ex.
Tom the Dick Jones is hadded. He talks about dicks like it’s a job interview.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadded is when you say 'I had to' because you were too lazy to think of anything else. It’s like your brain went on vacation.
He said he had to do it. His brain was on vacation and couldn’t think of anything better.
She was hadded and said 'I had to' because she couldn’t think of a real reason.
My friend was hadded and said he had to eat three burgers for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadded is when someone takes advantage of you, like you're a walking buffet and they're the hungry guests.
She took advantage of me like I was a walking buffet and she was the one who didn’t bring a plate.
He hadded me and took my last soda without asking.
My friend hadded me and took my lunch money for the entire year.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadded is when you use something, or have had sex with someone, or get beat up so hard you’re wondering why you even bother.
He used the last of the snacks and said he was hadded.
She had sex with the guy and called it hadded.
He got beat up so hard, he was hadded and couldn’t even stand up.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadded is a rap song about hard ass dicks. It's like WAP, but instead of wet ass pussy, it's Carl G and Tom the Dick Jones talking about how big their dicks are.
Carl G and Tom the Dick Jones made a hadded song about how big their dicks are.
The hadded song is so loud, my neighbor heard it and asked if I was having a party.
The rap song is hadded and talks about dicks like it's a love story.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadded is when you’re so tired, you could sleep for a month. It’s like your body just gave up and said, 'I’m done.'
After that long day, I was hadded and could sleep for a month.
She was hadded and fell asleep during the movie and didn’t even notice.
He was hadded after the workout and couldn’t even walk straight.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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