Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who made the best dance song of the 90s. The one where he goes 'What is love?' and you can't stop dancing.

My mom plays that song every time she wants me to clean my room.

My gym teacher made us dance to it during PE.

My cousin's dog barks every time he hears that song.

2

He’s good for that one song, but if you ask him anything else, he’ll probably say 'What is love?' again.

My brother tried to use him as a math tutor. He failed.

He showed up at my birthday and just played that song.

He can’t even explain why he’s famous.

3

He’s the guy who made that 'What is love?' song and has sold enough records to fund a small country. But he’s not as famous as he used to be.

He came to my school and I didn’t even recognize him.

He had a concert and I got front row seats for free.

He had a comeback and I still didn’t care.

4

When a pervert on Chatroulette turns on that 'What is love?' song and starts jerking off to it. It’s the worst kind of torture.

My cousin got stuck with that guy and had to listen to the song for 10 minutes.

My friend’s uncle used to do that every day at work.

I got stuck with a guy who played that song 100 times.

5

That song is stuck in my head. I don’t know why I made this a definition. But I’m not sorry.

I heard that song at the mall and now I can’t stop singing it.

My teacher played it and now I think about love all day.

My dog started barking every time I sang it.

6

A weird condition that makes you invisible after you have butt sex. It mostly happens to gay guys, but sometimes straight guys get it too.

My brother got invisible after a butt sex party.

My cousin’s friend turned invisible and now he’s a ghost.

My neighbor started disappearing every time he had butt sex.