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A total insult for a gross, smelly, lazy, pig-faced, dirty, stink-bomb of a human being. It’s like the worst curse ever, and you’d rather be hit by a bus than get called that.

My ex said I was a haddam. I screamed and ran into a tree.

My mom called my brother a haddam because he ate my lunch.

My teacher called me a haddam because I drew on the walls.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A tiny, snoozeville town in Connecticut. Full of old fogies, kids high on weed, and nothing but boring schools and a library that smells like old socks.

I live in Haddam. I haven’t done anything fun since 2012.

My friend said Haddam was like a vacation from life. I believe her.

My cousin moved to Haddam and now lives in a house with 2000 spiders.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A town so small you know everyone’s business and they know yours. It’s like a tiny village where people talk about your hair in the grocery store.

My town is Haddam. I know everyone’s secrets and they know mine.

I went to Haddam for a weekend and now I know my cousin’s ex’s ex’s business.

My neighbor from Haddam told me my dog is fat and he’s right.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A tiny town where everyone is either a hick or a rich snob, and the only thing that happens is people park in stupid places and eat at the same old pizza places.

Haddam is so boring, I got a tattoo of a pizza place.

My friend moved to Haddam and now he’s a hick.

Haddam is where I live and I haven’t done anything fun since 2010.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The best part of Haddam. It has a fair, old houses, and a secret treasure from the Captain Kids. It’s like a fairy tale, but with more trees and less magic.

Haddam Neck is my favorite place in the world. I live there and I’m happy.

My cousin got lost at Haddam Neck and found a treasure.

Haddam Neck is where I want to live forever.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Saddam’s brother who’s nicer, gives flowers, and doesn’t like guns. He lives in Niraq and is like the cool uncle who doesn’t yell at anyone.

Saddam’s brother is way cooler than Saddam.

My uncle is like Saddam’s brother, but he gives flowers.

Saddam’s brother is the best and I want to be him when I grow up.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

East Haddam is the best place on Earth. It has pizza, the Goodspeed Opera House, and a castle. It’s like a dream and you can live there forever.

East Haddam is the best place on Earth, and I live there.

My friend moved to East Haddam and now he’s happy.

East Haddam is where I want to live when I grow up.

by Slangipedia 2d ago