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the worst kind of lying that makes your brain hurt
My mom said I was the best kid ever. Hadda shmeal.
He promised me pizza. Hadda shmeal.
My teacher said I’d pass. Hadda shmeal.
hadda shmeal
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bullshit so thick you could drown in it
My dad said he’d take me to the zoo. Hadda shmeal.
She said she’d text me back. Hadda shmeal.
My dog ate my homework. Hadda shmeal.
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the kind of nonsense that turns your brain to mush
He said he’d stop eating my cookies. Hadda shmeal.
My friend said he’d help me study. Hadda shmeal.
My cat said he’d clean my room. Hadda shmeal.
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the most disgusting form of lying you can imagine
My mom said I was good at math. Hadda shmeal.
He said he’d do my chores. Hadda shmeal.
My teacher said I was quiet. Hadda shmeal.
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a lie so bad it makes your eyes roll back in your head
He said he’d pass the test. Hadda shmeal.
My sister said she’d stop teasing me. Hadda shmeal.
My dog said he’d stop barking. Hadda shmeal.
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the kind of bullshit that smells like rotten eggs
My dad said he’d stop yelling. Hadda shmeal.
She said she’d stop talking. Hadda shmeal.
My teacher said he’d stop grading. Hadda shmeal.