hadcock

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a rare last name for someone so good they make you want to cry and throw your phone out the window

My math teacher is a hadcock. I failed the test. Again.

That guy in the band is a hadcock. He plays the sax like it's his last breath.

My cousin is a hadcock. She got into Harvard and still texts me at 2 a. m.

a last name for someone so awesome they make your life a living hell

My neighbor is a hadcock. He mows his lawn at 2 a. m. and sings opera.

My brother is a hadcock. He got a perfect score on the SAT and still roasts me.

My friend is a hadcock. She got into NASA and still texts me about my bad hair.

a last name for someone so goddamn good they make you question your whole life

My mom is a hadcock. She got a PhD and still calls me a failure.

My dog is a hadcock. He got a gold medal in obedience and still eats my homework.

My principal is a hadcock. She got a Nobel Prize and still gives me detention.