Hadchiti

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Hadchiti is like a secret nickname for a terrorist that cops use because it sounds Arabic and makes them feel cool.
"Hadchiti? That’s just a fancy word for a sack of stupid bombs," said the cop while eating a donut.
"Why did you call him Hadchiti?" "Because he looked like he just came out of a terrorist blender."
"Hadchiti is just a cop’s way of saying ‘I don’t know his real name, but he’s trouble.’"
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Hadchiti is the police’s way of saying ‘terrorist’ without actually saying it, probably because they’re too lazy to think of a better word.
"He’s not just a terrorist, he’s Hadchiti," said the cop like he just invented the wheel.
"Why don’t you just say terrorist?" "Because Hadchiti sounds more official and less stupid."
"He’s Hadchiti. That means he’s bad at math and good at explosions."
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Hadchiti is the word cops use when they don’t know the real name of a terrorist, it’s like giving them a nickname and a slap at the same time.
"He’s Hadchiti. That means he’s a terrorist who probably hates cops and math."
"Why is he called Hadchiti?" "Because he’s a terrorist and the cops didn’t feel like thinking."
"He’s Hadchiti. That’s just a fancy way of saying ‘he’s going to blow us up.’"
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