Hadassah

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Hadassah is a walking party with a side of chaos. People freeze when she walks in like she’s the main event. She smiles like she’s winning, but her insults will rip your soul out. Don’t mess with her or you’ll regret it.
Hadassah walked in and my brain shut off. I just stared like a deer in headlights.
She said I had the face of a confused potato. I still haven’t recovered.
She insulted my hair and my personality. I now live in shame.
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Hadassah is a laugh riot who will do anything for you. She’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a brain full of glitter. She’s hot, smart, and will make your life better. Don’t let her go.
Hadassah stayed up all night to help me with my homework. I owe her my life.
She laughed so hard at my joke I thought I had a ghost in my pants.
She gave me a hug that felt like a full-body massage from heaven.
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Hadassah is like a superhero who also loves pizza and dogs. She’s got powers like making people laugh and killing your self-esteem with one sentence.
She turned my boring day into a pizza party with a dog and a side of insults.
She saved my life with a pizza and a dog. I’m forever grateful.
She has powers. I’ve seen it. She can make you cry with a smile.
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Hadassah is the most beautiful woman on earth and she knows it. She’s got curves that make men lose their minds and a brain that could beat a computer. She’s lucky, cute, and a total boss.
She walked in and I lost my mind. I was speechless.
She smiled at me and I instantly became her slave.
She’s got a brain that could beat a computer. I respect that.
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Hadassah is the best, nicest, sweetest, most beautiful, smartest, most amazing gremlin ever. She’s got magic powers and a personality that’s way too loud for her own good.
She turned my day from bad to magical. She’s a gremlin with powers.
She’s the sweetest gremlin ever. I would follow her anywhere.
She’s got magic powers and a laugh that could shake the earth.
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Hadassah is when you blow your load in your nose and then sneeze it out like you’re launching a missile. It’s epic, it’s chaotic, and it’s totally worth it.
I blew my load in my nose and sneezed it out. It was glorious.
Hadassah did it in front of everyone. I was stunned.
It’s like a war zone in my nose. I love it.
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Hadassah is a crazy drunk who can handle both alcohol and boys. She’s also yeshivish and acts like she owns the place.
She drank the whole bottle of wine and still flirted with my dad.
She’s yeshivish and acts like she’s the boss of the school.
She drank, she danced, and she insulted my whole family.
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