Hadasah

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a walking beauty bomb who makes your brain feel like it just got kicked by a donkey and still gets straight A's because she's a goddamn genius.

My cousin saw Hadasah and fainted. I think he got a brain freeze from how hot she was.

My teacher said Hadasah got an A+ because she solved the math problem faster than I could say 'please no homework.'

I tried to flirt with Hadasah, and she just smiled and said 'I'm saving my brainpower for crushing your GPA.'

the human version of a unicorn. She's so perfect you want to punch the sky and cry at the same time.

My friend asked Hadasah out, and she just said 'I'm busy being perfect.'

Hadasah walked into the room, and my brain short-circuited. I couldn't even do my math homework after that.

I tried to copy Hadasah's homework, but she got a perfect score and I got a D because I forgot to breathe.

so beautiful and smart that she should be crowned queen of the school. Everyone else is just a peasant trying to get her attention.

I asked Hadasah to be my lab partner, and she said 'Sure, but only because I feel like showing you how bad you are at science.'

Hadasah got into the honors class, and I got stuck with the ones who think 'math' is a type of candy.

I tried to impress Hadasah with my cool shoes, and she just asked me if I had a brain under there.