hadar ashuach

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a sneaky person who tries to trick you into paying for their stupid online classes

"You’ll be rich in 3 days if you buy my course!", and I’m still broke.

They promised me a six-pack. I got a headache.

I paid for their course. Now I know how to make a sandwich. Big whoop."

a person who thinks you're dumb enough to waste your money on their brain-damaged lessons

"You’ll be rich by next week!", I’m still waiting.

They sold me a course on how to be rich. I’m still broke and I can’t even cook.

I paid for their course and now I know how to spell 'hello', what a waste."

a lying fool who promises you the moon for the price of a pizza

"You’ll be rich in 7 days!", I’m still eating pizza for dinner.

They said I’d be rich. I’m still broke and I can’t even balance my checkbook.

I bought their course. I now know how to count to 10. That’s it."