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A brown kid who lives in his basement like a weirdo. He’s always hiding from people and only answers calls when he feels like it. He switches phone numbers every time he texts you. He works at a coffee shop during the day, but at night he’s either on the other side of the planet or making weird potions in his basement. People call him Habibi, the dad, bibi, or hobo Hadad.
Yo, Hadad, why you not answering my calls? I’ve tried 7 numbers now.
Hadad, you’re like a ghost. I see you at the coffee shop, but you don’t talk to me.
Hadad, I swear you’re trying to make a potion to turn me into a frog.