Hadaba

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A guy who talks so much he makes your head explode and your brain scream for mercy.

Hadaba: "I was thinking about this for like, hours, man, and it's not even lunchtime yet!", I just wanted to die.

Hadaba talked for 20 minutes about his pizza. It was a crime against humanity.

Hadaba: "You don’t even know what I’m saying, do you?", I did. I just didn’t care.

A person who thinks he’s the king of the world just because he knows one thing.

Hadaba: "I know the best way to cook eggs. That’s all you need to know about me.", I know a guy who can cook eggs and still be a loser.

Hadaba said he’s the king of the world because he once used a spoon correctly.

Hadaba: "You don’t know who I am? I’m the guy who knows how to flip a pancake!", That’s not a title.

A human who is so loud he could wake the dead and make them yell back.

Hadaba screamed so loud the neighbors called the police. The police just yelled back.

Hadaba: "I’m not yelling, I’m just being loud!", No one believed him.

Hadaba talked so loud during the movie that the characters started arguing with him.

A guy who is so dumb he thinks being loud is the same as being smart.

Hadaba: "I’m smart because I talk a lot.", That’s like saying a dog is a lawyer because it barks at the mailman.

Hadaba tried to solve a math problem by screaming the answer at the teacher.

Hadaba thinks he’s Einstein because he once remembered his own name.

A person who is so full of himself he thinks he’s the only one who matters.

Hadaba: "You don’t matter. I matter. That’s all that matters.", I’m still here, and I’m annoyed.

Hadaba walked into a room like he owned it. He didn’t. He just walked in.

Hadaba: "I’m not just a person. I’m a legend.", The legend fell asleep 5 minutes later.