Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A one-line insult that makes you feel like your mom would be proud of your insults.

You had me at 'I'm not your enemy.'

You had me at 'I don't need to be here.'

You had me at 'I'm not your problem.'

2

A lazy excuse you use when someone tells a story that's worse than your math test.

You had me at 'I failed.'

You had me at 'I didn't even try.'

You had me at 'I'm not even sorry.'

3

A phrase you say when you want to tell someone they should have been there but probably weren't.

You had me at 'I was asleep.'

You had me at 'I didn't hear a thing.'

You had me at 'I didn't want to be there.'

4

A response to someone telling a story so bad it makes your face look like it got hit by a brick.

You had me at 'I'm not even going to try.'

You had me at 'I gave up.'

You had me at 'I don't even know what happened.'

5

What you yell when someone fails at the one thing they were supposed to do, like your little brother forgetting to do his homework.

You had me at 'I didn't do my homework.'

You had me at 'I forgot my shoes.'

You had me at 'I didn't even try.'

6

What you say when someone tries to be funny but it's like they swallowed a brick and then tried to laugh.

You had me at 'I didn't even get it.'

You had me at 'I was confused.'

You had me at 'I didn't laugh.'

7

A way to say you were won over before the whole thing even started, like when your crush says 'hello' and you’re already gone.

You had me at 'hello.'

You had me at 'I like you.'

You had me at 'I'm your favorite.'