Had to be there

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The worst thing someone can say when they’re being extra annoying. It’s like when you’re trying to enjoy your day and someone ruins it by bringing up a dumb memory and laughing like a maniac for no reason.

My mom said that when I ate pizza for breakfast and she remembered my cousin’s face when he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My friend said it when I spilled soda on my shirt and he remembered his dog eating a sock.

My teacher said it when I asked a question and she remembered her first day of school and got a laugh attack.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s so obvious no one should be confused about it. Like when you’re walking by a kid who just got slapped and you’re like, 'Of course it’s Had to be there.'

I saw a kid fall out of a tree and said 'Had to be there.'

My dad saw my brother cry and said 'Had to be there.'

My cousin saw my dog chase a car and said 'Had to be there.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s a real thing. It means Hard Ass Dick, and it’s the guy version of Wet Ass Pussy. It’s the name of a rap song that makes you want to scream.

My brother called my dad 'Hard Ass Dick' and said he was a real rapper.

I called my friend 'Hard Ass Dick' because he ate my last slice of pizza.

My neighbor called my dog 'Hard Ass Dick' because he barked at a squirrel.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It came from some dumb social media guy who thought they were a genius. It means 'Because I had to.' Like, why else would you do that? It’s the worst excuse ever.

My friend said 'I had to post that video' because he thought he was cool.

My mom said 'I had to call my sister' because she was being annoying.

My teacher said 'I had to give me a detention' because I was being too loud.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It means you got taken advantage of. Like someone made you do something and you didn’t even get anything in return. It’s the worst feeling ever.

My brother made me eat his lunch and said 'Had to be there.'

My friend took my candy and said 'Had to be there.'

My dad made me clean my room and said 'Had to be there.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It means you used something. It can also mean you had sex with someone. Or you got beat up. It’s like a three-in-one insult.

I used my pencil and said 'Had to be there.'

I had sex with my friend and said 'Had to be there.'

I got beat up and said 'Had to be there.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s a rap song about dicks. It’s made by two guys named Carl G and Tom the Dick Jones. They’re like the guy version of Wet Ass Pussy. They’re loud and annoying.

Carl G and Tom the Dick Jones made a song about dicks.

My brother said it was the worst rap song ever.

My friend said it was the best rap song ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago