had the weenie

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when something is so busted it’s like it got hit by a truck and then laughed at.

My phone had the weenie after I dropped it in the toilet.

This pizza had the weenie, it was just a sad crust and some expired cheese.

My brother’s plan to win the game had the weenie, he forgot to bring the team.

when something is so bad it makes your brain want to quit.

That movie had the weenie, it was longer than my math homework and worse than my math teacher.

My breakfast had the weenie, I ate a burnt bagel and a cup of coffee that tasted like regret.

The surprise party had the weenie, I showed up and everyone was asleep.

when something is so useless it’s like it’s just hanging out and doing nothing.

That app had the weenie, I opened it and it just blinked at me.

My mom’s new perfume had the weenie, it smelled like old socks and regret.

The remote control had the weenie, I had to use my feet to change the channel.

when something is so messed up it’s like it got kicked by a donkey and then insulted.

My math test had the weenie, I got a 10% and my teacher drew a frowny face on it.

That sandwich had the weenie, it had mayo, ketchup, and no bread.

My dog’s hair cut had the weenie, it looked like he had a fight with a hedgehog.

when something is so bad it makes you want to scream and throw things.

That concert had the weenie, the band showed up 2 hours late and forgot their instruments.

My hair had the weenie, it looked like a tornado had lived in it for a week.

My mom’s cooking had the weenie, it was like eating burnt rubber.