Had me dead

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It made you so giggly you felt like you were gonna pee your pants and your brain was gonna explode from all the laughs.

My uncle told a joke about a toilet and a pizza. I laughed so hard I dropped my sandwich.

I watched a cat fall off a couch and into a bowl of cereal. I was dead.

My friend told a joke about a chicken that was also a wizard. I couldn't breathe.

It was so funny it felt like your insides were being tickled by a thousand tiny monkeys.

The kid in my class told a joke about a frog that was also a DJ. I lost it.

My mom told a joke about a ghost who hated math. I had to sit down.

I saw a dog wearing sunglasses and doing yoga. I died laughing.

It was so funny you felt like you were gonna fall apart laughing, like a broken toy that’s been stepped on.

My brother told a joke about a robot who couldn’t count. I was laughing so hard I fell off the couch.

I saw a goat wearing a crown and riding a skateboard. I had to take a deep breath.

My friend told a joke about a fish who was also a rapper. I was dead.