Had me creased

My uncle told a joke about a cow wearing socks. I laughed so hard I dropped my sandwich.

My friend said 'I ate a whole pizza and it was just a dream.' I literally peed my pants.

I saw a cat in a suit and I lost it. My dog started barking at me like I was a weirdo.

My cousin told a joke about a chicken who was also a detective. I cried laughing and my dog looked confused.

I watched a video of a duck doing parkour and I lost it. My neighbor came over to check if I was okay.

My teacher told a joke that was so bad I started sobbing. My mom thought I was having a panic attack.

I heard a joke about a ghost who couldn’t find his socks. I laughed so hard my face turned red and my dog joined in.

My friend told a joke about a man who ate a whole pizza and then cried. My brother asked if I was having a heart attack.

I saw a video of a robot dancing and I lost it. My dog started howling like I was on fire.