had it in the ear

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 5 definitions

1
to be the biggest sucker in the room, like you got the short end of the stick and nobody feels bad about it
My mom signed me up for a dance class and it turned out to be hip hop. Had it in the ear.
I bought a used car and it died the second I drove it home. Had it in the ear.
My friend promised me free pizza and instead gave me a coupon for a sandwich. Had it in the ear.
2
to get the worst deal ever, like you were the last one picked for the team and you didn’t even get a snack
I paid full price for a shirt that was on sale the whole time. Had it in the ear.
My neighbor borrowed my lawnmower and never gave it back. Had it in the ear.
I traded my phone for a broken tablet. Had it in the ear.
3
to be the biggest loser in the situation, like you got stuck with the last piece of cake and it was burnt
I agreed to do my brother’s homework and he failed me. Had it in the ear.
I took the blame for the prank and got detention. Had it in the ear.
I tried to help my friend move and ended up with the heaviest box. Had it in the ear.
4
to be the biggest chump, like you got the worst part of the bargain and no one felt bad about it
I gave my friend $20 for a $5 coupon. Had it in the ear.
I joined a gym and never went. Had it in the ear.
I paid for my friend’s pizza and he didn’t even say thank you. Had it in the ear.
5
to be the biggest dummy, like you got the worst deal and nobody even tried to help you
I bought a ticket to a concert and it turned out to be a free event. Had it in the ear.
I took the blame for my friend’s mistake. Had it in the ear.
I traded my video game for a broken toy. Had it in the ear.
xs