Had I only done it sooner

I would have been rich and famous and not crying in a bathroom

I’d be rich and not wearing a hoodie in January

I’d be rich and not living in my mom’s basement

I’d be rich and not eating cold pizza for breakfast

I’d be rich and not getting yelled at by my dad

I’d be rich and not doing my homework at 2 a. m.

I’d be rich and not walking to school in the snow

I’d be rich and not getting kicked out of my house

I’d be rich and not eating expired ramen

I’d be rich and not screaming at my phone for 10 minutes straight