had him on skates

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when a player yanks his defender so hard that the defender looks like a drunk man trying to stand up on ice skates.

The kid went from standing to wobbling like a醉汉 on a roller rink.

He moved so fast, the defender looked like a toddler on a skateboard.

That cross-over had him looking like he was about to fall into a bowl of soup.

when a player gives his defender such a bad cross-over that the defender looks like he’s been hit by a shopping cart full of meat.

He looked like a confused duck on a skateboard.

The defender tripped like a baby on rollerblades.

He moved so slow, he looked like he was doing the can-can on ice skates.

when a player pushes his defender so hard that the defender looks like he just stepped on a banana peel in a skating rink.

He stumbled like a man who just fell off a skateboard.

The defender looked like a confused turtle on ice skates.

He wobbled like a drunk man on a roller rink.