had g

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a stupid word people use when something is so bad it makes you want to throw up
That new movie? Had g. I almost peed my pants.
My math test? Had g. I failed and my dog laughed at me.
That guy who tried to kiss me? Had g. I ran away and he cried.
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a fat kid with braces and a beard who also happens to be a terrorist and probably eats tacos for breakfast
That guy in the hallway? Had g. He threw a taco at me and I got detention.
My cousin's friend? Had g. He tried to rob the store and got caught.
That kid who drew on the walls? Had g. He also has a beard and is a terrorist.
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a line Serena Williams said after winning a match. It’s stupid and people use it everywhere, even when it doesn’t make sense.
My mom said, 'Had g!' after I ate 10 pizzas. It was weird.
I heard that line in a math class. It was stupid.
My dog barked 'Had g!' after I stepped on his tail.
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a word that a tiny Filipino guy tries to say but autocorrect messes it up. Avoid them, they are the gankplank gang.
That guy said, 'Had g!' instead of 'Hadji.' It was hilarious.
My uncle said 'Had g!' and got in trouble. He’s the gankplank gang.
My teacher said 'Had g!' and got fired. He’s tiny and Filipino.
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