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It’s broken or just plain messed up. Like a broken toy that you throw out the window.

My dick looked like a hot dog that got run over by a car.

He had a dick that looked like it had been stepped on by a elephant.

I tried to use my dick, and it looked like it was about to cry.

Something so broken it’s not worth fixing. Like a shoe that’s been through a war.

That thing was so broken, it was like it had been hit by a truck.

He had a dick that was so broken, it looked like it had been thrown in the trash.

She had a dick that was so broken, it looked like it had been through a blender.

When one thing totally takes over another. Like when a boss takes over a whole company.

He had such a big dick, it took over his whole face.

That guy’s dick was so dominant, it took over his whole personality.

Her dick was so strong, it took over her whole life.

When you find a penis on your partner, and it totally surprises you. Usually ends with a gag and a facepalm.

He thought she was a woman, then he saw the dick and gagged.

She found a dick and said, 'What the hell is this?'.

He found a dick and immediately started gagging like he had seen a ghost.

When a girl says she wishes she had a dick, it means she wants to just grab it and jerk it off. She’s tired of spending money on vibrators.

She said, 'I wish I had a dick, then I wouldn’t have to buy that $40 vibrator.'

She said she wishes she had a dick so she wouldn’t have to use her hand.

She said, 'I wish I had a dick, so I could just jerk it off and not waste my money.'