had breakfast at the "Y"

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you ate a big chunk of someone's face
He had breakfast at the Y yesterday. Now his nose is missing.
She had breakfast at the Y and got a black eye for her trouble.
At the Y, he had breakfast and now he's wearing a hat.
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you got up close and personal with someone’s face
Had breakfast at the Y and now my face is in someone else’s hand.
He had breakfast at the Y and now he smells like a gym sock.
She had breakfast at the Y and now her lip is a cherry.
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you threw your lunch at someone’s face
Had breakfast at the Y and now my eggs are on his forehead.
She had breakfast at the Y and now her toast is stuck to his cheek.
He had breakfast at the Y and now he’s wearing a pancake.
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