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A person who was born with money in their pockets and a gold spoon up their ass
My cousin had bank. He spent $500 on a sandwich and laughed when I said I was broke.
She had bank. She bought a house while I was still renting a closet.
He had bank. He didn’t even flinch when the bill came for his $1000 pizza.
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Someone who had money so bad they could buy a car with their allowance
My friend had bank. He bought a Lamborghini just to show off at the mall.
She had bank. She paid for her college with cash and didn’t even need a loan.
He had bank. He threw a party and invited the whole school just to flex.
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A person who didn’t know what it was like to be broke because they were always rich
My mom had bank. She didn’t know what a budget was until I showed her mine.
He had bank. He never had to worry about rent because his parents paid for everything.
She had bank. She didn’t even know what a food stamp was.
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Someone who had so much money, they could give it to you and still be rich
My uncle had bank. He gave me $100 and still had a million in the bank.
She had bank. She gave me a car and didn’t even notice it was gone.
He had bank. He gave me a hundred bucks and still had a mansion.
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A person who had money so much, they could pay for your problems and still have money left
My brother had bank. He paid for my phone bill and still had a billion in the bank.
She had bank. She paid for my college and still had a mansion.
He had bank. He paid for my pizza and still had a Ferrari.
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Someone who had so much money, they didn’t know what it was like to be poor
My dad had bank. He didn’t know what a food stamp was until I told him.
She had bank. She never had to worry about rent or bills.
He had bank. He didn’t know what a job was until I showed him mine.
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