had-a-lac

My had-a-lac is so broken it can't even start, and it smells like my grandpa's closet.

I tried to take my had-a-lac to the store, and it sputtered like it was dying.

My had-a-lac is the only thing I have left, and it's about to give up on me.

My had-a-lac looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in the rain for a week.

I tried to wash my had-a-lac, but it just looked worse.

My had-a-lac is so beat up, it's like it's crying.

My had-a-lac is so old, it probably thinks it's a dinosaur.

I swear my had-a-lac is older than my dad.

My had-a-lac grumbles like it's got a stomachache.