Had a day/weekend

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A fake happy response you give when someone asks how your day or weekend was, but you're actually dying inside from how bad it was.

'Oh, my day was great!' (while silently crying in a bathroom stall)

'Weekend was awesome, yeah, just woke up with a hangover and a broken wrist.'

'My day was good, sure, I just got fired and my dog bit me.'

A lie you tell to keep from getting roasted for having the worst day or weekend ever.

'It was fine, I guess.' (after getting stuck in traffic for 4 hours and getting yelled at by your boss)

'Weekend was okay, I just got into a fight with my ex and my cat.'

'My day was great, I just got kicked out of my house.'

A fake smile and a fake happy voice you use when someone asks about your day or weekend, even though you’re ready to throw yourself off a cliff.

'Yeah, my day was good!' (while eating a sandwich at 10 PM and still in pajamas)

'Weekend was great, I just got into a car crash and my mom called me a disappointment.'

'My day was alright, I just failed my math test and my dog ran away.'

A forced happy answer you give to someone when your day or weekend was so bad, you just want to die and never come back.

'Oh, my day was great!' (after being stuck in a subway for 3 hours and your phone died)

'Weekend was awesome, I just got grounded and my friend called me a failure.'

'My day was good, I just got dumped and my dog bit me again.'

A fake cheerful answer you say when someone asks about your day or weekend, even though you’re literally ready to scream into a pillow.

'Yeah, my day was good!' (after getting yelled at by your teacher and your brother stole your last snack)

'Weekend was alright, I just got into a fight with my best friend.'

'My day was great, I just got kicked out of my house and my dog ran away.'

A fake happy reply you use when your day or weekend was so bad, you think you might actually die from the sheer amount of sadness.

'My day was good!' (after being stuck in traffic for 5 hours and your mom called you a disappointment)

'Weekend was great, I just failed my test and got into a fight with my brother.'

'My day was alright, I just got yelled at by my teacher and my dog bit me.'