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To drink more than one beer and feel like you're on fire.
I had a couple and now my pants are on fire.
He had a couple and started yelling at the TV.
She had a couple and now she's talking to the ceiling.
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To sip on two drinks and suddenly think you're the king of the world.
I had a couple and now I think I can beat anyone in a dance-off.
He had a couple and challenged the bar to a duel.
She had a couple and started singing at the top of her lungs.
3
To drink a little and then make a mess of your life.
I had a couple and now I'm eating pizza off the floor.
He had a couple and spilled his drink on his boss.
She had a couple and now her hair is standing on end.
4
To take a few sips and then act like you're invincible.
I had a couple and now I think I can fly.
He had a couple and tried to lift the table.
She had a couple and started arguing with the waiter.
5
To drink enough to forget your own name and then make a fool of yourself.
I had a couple and now I don't remember my own name.
He had a couple and tried to dance with a chair.
She had a couple and started telling secrets to the bartender.