Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Got played like a f***ing fool. Someone took the biscuit and left you with the crumbs.

My cousin had me for a whole year. Turned out he was f***ing me the entire time.

I thought I was the boss. Turns out I was just the punchline.

She had me so bad, I had to borrow money from my dog.

2

Used something like a f***ing idiot. Or had sex with someone and got f***ed in the process.

He used my phone like it was a f***ing toy. Had it on for 20 hours straight.

She had sex with my dad. Now he won't stop talking about it.

I had a fight with my mom. Now I'm stuck with her for life.

3

A holy, f***ing awesome thing you take off to show respect. No one knows who has it, but it's seriously cool.

He took his had off and I was like, 'Dude, that's legendary.'

The king has a had. No one else has one. He's like a f***ing god.

I took my had off for my dad. He cried. I was like, 'Dude, that's not cool.'

4

Flipping someone's bag upside down and throwing it in the f***ing sky like it's a f***ing rocket.

I flipped my mom's bag and it went into a tree. She was mad.

He flipped my bag and it landed in a lake. I was like, 'That's not cool.'

She flipped my bag and it landed on my head. I got f***ed up.

5

Everyone knows what it is. It's like the f***ing sun. You can't miss it.

Everyone knows what had is. It's like the f***ing sun.

She said, 'Everyone should know what had is.' I was like, 'Dude, you're a genius.'

He told me, 'Everyone knows what had is.' I was like, 'Dude, you're right.'

6

Hard Ass Dick. It's the guy version of Wet Ass Pussy. F***ing loud and proud.

He said, 'I'm a Had. F***ing loud and proud.'

She told me, 'He's a Had. F***ing loud and proud.'

They said, 'He's a Had. F***ing loud and proud.'

7

You had to do it. No choice. It was the f***ing end of the world.

I had to do it. No choice. It was the end of the world.

She had to do it. No choice. I was f***ed over.

They had to do it. No choice. I was like, 'That's not cool.'