Hactory

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A place where things get made but they’re so broken you’ll wish you were born in a trash can.

My new shoes fell apart after one step. Hactory work, no doubt.

I got a toaster that didn’t toast. Just stared at me like I owed it money.

The chair I bought broke when I sat down. Hactory trash.

A factory that makes stuff so cheap it’s like it was made by a kid with a glue gun and a bad attitude.

My phone screen cracked before I even opened the box. Hactory quality.

I bought a watch that stopped working after five minutes. Hactory magic.

The lamp I got flickered like it was having a seizure.

A place that makes junk so bad it's like the workers were high on expired pizza and hatred.

My new blender didn’t blend. It just stared at me like I was the enemy.

I got a mug that leaked like it was crying.

The vacuum I bought made more noise than my brother on a bad day.