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My cousin tried to be a superhero in a play. He tripped, fell into a cake, and yelled, 'I am the cake of doom!' The audience laughed so hard they cried.

My friend’s teacher told him to act like a lion. He just stood there blinking like a confused goldfish.

I saw a guy try to cry in a movie. He looked like he was trying to summon a tornado with his tears.

My dog tried to be a pirate in a play. He barked, ate a hat, and ran offstage like he was chased by a ghost.

My brother’s teacher said, 'Act like a robot.' He stood there like a statue for five minutes before he remembered he was supposed to move.

My sister tried to be a princess. She tripped over her dress, fell into a bucket of water, and screamed like a goat.

My dad tried to be a magician. He pulled out a rabbit, but it turned out it was just a sad squirrel wearing a hat.

My mom tried to be a queen. She wore a crown, but it kept falling off and hitting her in the face.

My uncle tried to be a dragon. He just stood there growling like a confused cat.

My little brother tried to be a wizard. He waved his wand, yelled 'Abracadabra!' and turned his shirt inside out.

My neighbor tried to be a dinosaur. He just stood there like a confused couch.

My friend’s teacher asked him to be a volcano. He just sat there like a sleepy potato.

My cousin tried to be a knight. He swung a sword, but it was just a spoon.

My friend tried to be a ghost. He just stood there like a sad banana.

My brother tried to be a king. He sat on a chair, fell off, and yelled, 'I’m not a king, I’m a pancake!'