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a fat dumb fool who failed Claudia and got laughed at by everyone
He ate three burgers and still couldn't beat Claudia in gym class.
He tried to flirt with Claudia and she called him a meatball.
He fell into a puddle and screamed like a baby when Claudia laughed.
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a thick idiot who looked like a burger and got roasted by Claudia
He tried to text Claudia and sent a picture of a pizza instead of himself.
He claimed he was a beast but tripped over his own feet.
He asked Claudia for help and she said, 'Are you a baby?'
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a chunky moron who got destroyed by Claudia and cried like a girl
He tried to do a push-up and collapsed like a pancake.
He said he was the king of the gym but couldn't lift a dumbbell.
He got a sticker from Claudia and cried like he lost his mom.
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a dumbass with a body like a donut who got roasted by Claudia
He tried to dance and looked like a confused cow.
He said he was the best and got laughed at by the whole class.
He asked Claudia to be his girlfriend and she said, 'No way, you're a donut.'
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a thick brainless meatball who got destroyed by Claudia and cried
He tried to draw and it looked like a raccoon had thrown up.
He said he was the strongest but couldn't lift a chair.
He got a C on a test and cried like his dog died.
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a big dumb fool who got roasted by Claudia and looked like a failed experiment
He tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat on his face.
He said he was a genius but couldn't solve a math problem.
He tried to talk to Claudia and said, 'You're the best, but I'm the worst.'
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