Hacon

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A bacon hater is someone who thinks bacon is the devil's breakfast and wishes it would burn in a fire made of eggs.

I’d rather eat a plate of dirt than touch that bacon. It’s like the devil’s crumpet.

Bacon? Please. I’d sooner eat a sock that’s been worn for a week.

If I see one more slice of bacon, I’m gonna scream and throw a chair.

A Hacon is a person who has no respect for bacon and would rather eat a burnt toast than a crispy bacon strip.

Bacon? Nah. I’d take a burnt piece of bread any day.

If you give me bacon, I’ll cry like a baby.

I hate bacon so much, I once threw a fit over a single bacon sandwich.

A Hacon is someone who would eat a whole plate of spaghetti before they’d touch a single slice of bacon.

I’d rather eat pasta for breakfast than have bacon ruin my day.

Bacon is the enemy. Spaghetti is my best friend.

Bacon? No thanks. I’d rather choke on a noodle.