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Acne that grows on your forehead from wearing a stinky old hat like it's your job. It lines up perfectly with the hat brim, like it’s trying to mock you.
My dad’s hat is so old it’s got a full beard of acne.
That hat has been on his head for 20 years. It’s got a full-blown war zone on his forehead.
He wore that hat in the dirt and sweat. Now his forehead looks like a fried egg.