Hackyhoe

A total attention hog who thinks the world revolves around her; the kind of friend who would stab you in the back just to get the last slice of pizza; she’d rather eat a whole cake than listen to your problems.

A brainless, loudmouth, backstabbing friend who thinks sleeping with your ex is a trophy; she’s the kind of person who would trade your secrets for a free latte.

A loud, obnoxious friend who thinks she’s the center of the universe; she’d rather be in a three-way than be in a normal relationship; she’s got no brain and even less personality.

The kind of friend who thinks everyone should be in a three-way; she’d rather be the center of attention than be happy; she’s got a mouth full of trash and a brain full of nothing.

A useless, brainless friend who would sleep with your ex just to get a free burger; she thinks threesomes are the only way to be happy; she has no personality, just loud opinions.

A loud, trash-talking friend who would rather be in a three-way than be in a normal relationship; she’s the type of person who would take your ex just to show you up; she has no brain and a mouth full of trash.