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When someone tries to smooch you, but ends up slapping your face like you owe them money.

He leaned in for a kiss and hit me like I had a debt to pay.

My mom tried to give me a kiss and I got a punch instead.

He tried to make out with me, but I got a face full of embarrassment.

When you think someone is giving you a kiss, but it turns out they’re just being a face-hacker.

She leaned in and I got a face-hack instead of a kiss.

My crush tried to kiss me and I got a slap instead.

He was going for a romantic moment and I got a face full of failure.

When someone thinks they’re kissing you, but it ends up being a slap that makes you question your life choices.

He tried to kiss me and it felt like I had been slapped by a ghost.

My friend leaned in and I got a slap that made me want to run.

She tried to kiss me and it was like I had been hit by a bus.

When you get a kiss that’s more like a punch, and you’re just trying to be polite.

He kissed me and it felt like I had been punched in the face.

My dad leaned in and it was like he was trying to wake me up.

She tried to kiss me and I got a punch that made me question my existence.

When someone tries to kiss you, but ends up giving you a slap so hard, you swear you heard your face crack.

He leaned in and my face cracked like it was a sidewalk.

She tried to kiss me and I heard my face scream in pain.

My brother tried to kiss me and I got a slap that made my face scream.

When you think it’s a kiss, but it’s actually a slap that makes you want to slap them back.

He leaned in and I got a slap that made me want to slap him back.

She tried to kiss me and I got a slap that made me angry.

My crush leaned in and I got a slap that made me want to run.