Hacky Sack Day

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On the first Sunday of the month, you better be kicking that sack or you're dead.

I skipped Hacky Sack Day and got a text that said, 'You're dead. You're dead. You're dead.'

My dog ran over my sack on Hacky Sack Day. I cried. Then I killed my dog.

I showed up to work on Hacky Sack Day with a sack on my head. My boss fired me.

The first Sunday of the month is when the hacky sack takes over your life and you don't even notice.

I was eating breakfast on Hacky Sack Day and my sack hit my toast. Now I hate toast.

My mom joined me on Hacky Sack Day. Now she's a sack god. I'm a sack sinner.

I forgot to wear pants on Hacky Sack Day. Now my socks are holy.

If you don't kick that sack on the first Sunday of the month, you're gonna regret it.

I missed Hacky Sack Day and my sack came to my house and yelled, 'You're gonna regret it.'

My friend tried to skip Hacky Sack Day. Now he's in a sack jail.

I skipped Hacky Sack Day and got a sack tattoo. It hurts.