Hacky Boot Kick

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You put your squishy foot under whatever you drop so it doesn't smash like a rotten egg.
I dropped my phone and saved it with a hacky boot kick. My foot is now a pancake.
My mom dropped her glasses and used her foot to stop them from shattering. She’s got a bruise the size of Texas.
I saved my laptop from dying by kicking it with my foot. Now I have blisters and a new nickname: ‘Foot-Fu’.
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You use your foot to catch whatever you drop before it hits the ground like a fat kid on the floor.
My phone almost broke, but I used my foot to catch it. Now my foot feels like it's on fire.
I dropped my sandwich and used my foot to stop it from getting crushed. Now my foot smells like lunch meat.
I saved my watch from falling by kicking it. My foot is now a watch factory.
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You put your foot under whatever you drop so it doesn't get smashed like a piece of meat in a meat grinder.
I dropped my phone and used my foot to stop it from getting crushed. Now my foot is sore and my phone is still alive.
My dad dropped his coffee and used his foot to save it. Now his foot is stained and his coffee is still hot.
I dropped my game console and saved it with my foot. Now my foot is swollen and my console is still working.
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