Hackworth

Why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why’d the chicken cross the road again? Because it was tired of your dumbass jokes.

You laughed at that joke once. Now you’re just sad.

He told the same punchline five times. I started crying.

I’ve heard that joke so many times, I now hate the word ‘why’.

He told the same joke in front of my mom. She left.

That joke was once funny. Now it’s a curse.

I’ve heard that joke more times than I’ve had hot dogs.

He told the same joke in the grocery store. I bought a loaf of bread and cried.

I asked him for a new joke. He said, ‘Why?’