HackWork

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Work done by a hack. It’s like a broken toaster trying to make a grilled cheese, messy, burnt, and completely useless.
My boss gave me a project that looked like it was done by a drunk toddler with a crayon.
That report was so bad, it made my dog sigh and go to bed early.
The code looked like it was written by a robot that had just been hit by a bus.
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The kind of work you do when you’re too lazy to care and your brain is full of garbage.
This essay was written by someone who only knows three words and one of them is 'darn.'
The spreadsheet looked like it was drawn by a confused monkey with a pencil.
That presentation was so bad, my grandma asked if I was sick.
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Work that’s so bad, it makes you want to scream and throw things at the wall.
That essay was so bad, I think it was written by a ghost who had no idea what a sentence was.
The project looked like it was done by a kid who just got hit with a hammer.
That report was so bad, it made my cat roll its eyes and walk away.
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Work done by someone who thinks they’re fancy, but they’re just a hack wearing a suit.
That report looked like it was written by someone who had never touched a pen before.
The design looked like it was done by a kid who had just learned how to draw.
That presentation was so bad, I thought the lights were going to shut off out of pity.
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Work that’s like a bag of chips, empty inside, full of garbage.
That essay was so bad, it had more errors than a spelling bee that lost its mind.
The code looked like it was written by someone who had never seen a computer before.
That report was so bad, even the printer looked sad.
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