Hackwood

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The useless, smelly piece of a banana that only a stupid person would eat.
My mom threw the hackwood at me like it was a curse.
That hackwood is why I failed gym class.
I tried to eat the hackwood and now my tongue is in pain.
2
The part of the banana that looks like it was hit by a brick.
I bit into the hackwood and it tasted like regret.
The hackwood is the reason I don't eat bananas anymore.
My friend ate the hackwood and cried.
3
The last chunk of a banana that nobody wants and it looks like it's been through hell.
I found the hackwood under my bed and it was still alive.
The hackwood ruined my breakfast.
I tried to save the hackwood but it just stared at me.
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