Hackum

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The noise a Canadian goose makes when it gets so horny it farts out a baby Tim Horton. It’s so loud it wakes up dead people and makes enemies cry.

My goose just did Hackum and my neighbor called the police.

I heard Hackum from 2 blocks away and my dog passed out.

My cousin’s goose did Hackum and now he’s banned from the park.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a Canadian goose gets so worked up it screams like it’s being stabbed by 100 Canadian cops. It’s so bad it makes soldiers quit the military.

My goose did Hackum and my brother had to wear earplugs.

Hackum was so loud my dog ran away.

I heard Hackum and my mom called the goose a f***ing monster.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackum is when a goose gets so f***ing turned on it does a goose dance and makes the ground shake. It’s so intense it’s used in prison to break tough guys.

Hackum shook my house and my cat got scared.

My goose did Hackum and my neighbor’s plants died.

I saw a goose do Hackum and it looked like it was going to explode.

by Slangipedia 12d ago