Hackstoration

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Fixing something so it barely works and smells like old socks

I tried to fix my bike and now it wheezes like a dying goat.

My mom 'fixed' my phone and now it crashes every time I text my dad.

That toaster is a disgrace. It burns my toast and insults my breakfast.

Making something barely work so you can pretend it's still your friend

I tried to fix my laptop and now it blinks at me like it's annoyed.

My brother 'fixed' my game console and now it only plays Mario Kart.

That chair is a joke. It creaks like it's mocking me.

Fixing something so it works barely enough to keep you from screaming

My dad 'fixed' my car and now it sputters like it's got a sore throat.

That microwave is a nightmare. It pops my food and insults my taste.

I tried to fix my phone and now it only texts my mom.

Bringing something back from the dead just so it can haunt you again

I fixed my radio and now it plays my mom's old karaoke songs.

That fridge is a ghost. It hums and freezes my pizza.

My brother brought my old game back to life and now it won't stop teasing me.

Fixing something just enough to make you regret not throwing it out

I fixed my watch and now it only works when I'm not looking.

That TV is a mistake. It only plays my dad's old sports highlights.

My sister 'fixed' my phone and now it only texts my mom.