Hackster

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A bunch of hipster nerds who think fixing up a rusty 80's car is the same as being cool. They act like they’re saving the world when they’re just trying to look fancy.
My cousin tried to fix his 1985 Buick and now it looks like a spaceship exploded inside it.
I saw one of them try to fix a bike and he used duct tape like it was a religion.
He spent $500 on a motorcycle that only goes 15 mph and still thinks he's the king of the road.
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A person who’s so bad at everything they try to do, it’s like they were born to fail and also to annoy everyone around them.
He tried to cook breakfast and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
She signed up for a marathon and walked the first two blocks then cried.
He tried to be funny and just said 'Hello' to everyone for a week.
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A smooth-talking guy who’s all charm and lies. He’s got a new girlfriend every week and never remembers his friends’ names. He’s basically a walking disaster with a smile.
He told me he was a millionaire and then asked me for a loan.
He said he’d come to my birthday but showed up to my sister’s instead.
He broke up with his girlfriend and was dating her best friend two days later.
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