hacksomnia

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A sick habit where you stay up all night to learn how to cheat on games and computers because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
I had to finish my math homework at 3 AM because I was hacking into a video game server.
My mom yelled at me for downloading 50 cheat codes in one night.
I missed my bus because I was trying to hack my school’s Wi-Fi.
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When you can’t sleep because you’re too obsessed with breaking into virtual worlds and stealing data from people’s computers.
I got kicked out of my house because I was hacking into a neighbor’s Minecraft world.
I tried to hack my teacher’s computer, but it just played Justin Bieber songs.
I stayed up all night to hack into a video game and got a B on my math test.
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A crazy disease that makes you sit on your computer for hours, learning how to rip off other people’s secrets and passwords just to feel important.
I hacked my friend’s account just to see what his mom’s password was.
I tried to hack my dad’s phone, but it just sent him a message that said, ‘You are hacked by your son.’
I spent the whole weekend hacking into a video game and didn’t eat anything.
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When you can’t go to bed because you’re too busy learning how to mess with people’s computers and steal their virtual treasures.
I hacked into my brother’s game and stole his rare sword.
I stayed up late hacking my teacher’s computer just to make it play loud music.
I got in trouble at school because I hacked into the principal’s email and sent him a funny meme.
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A terrible condition where you can’t sleep or do your chores because you’re too busy trying to break into computers and steal data from people’s phones.
I hacked my friend’s phone just to see what he was doing during class.
I tried to hack my mom’s phone, but it sent her a message that said, ‘Your son is a hacker.’
I stayed up all night hacking into my school’s system and got a zero on my science test.
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