Hackrophobic

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When you get so scared of getting hacked you wet your pants and scream like a baby.

My password is '1234' and I’m terrified of hackers. I blame my mom.

I saw a hacker on YouTube and now I hide under my bed every night.

I got hacked once and it felt like my soul was stolen by a computer.

A fancy way of saying you’re a coward who can’t handle a little bit of cyber bullying.

I got doxxed and cried like a toddler. I’m not even ashamed.

I got hacked and my mom found out I’m a bad student. I’m dead.

I got a virus on my computer and now I hate technology.

The kind of pain you feel when you get hacked and it’s so bad it feels like your brain is being fried.

My laptop got hacked and my mom’s cat started stealing my cookies.

I got hacked and my phone started texting my ex. It was a nightmare.

I was hacked and my mom called me a ‘computer loser’ in front of my friends.

A total meltdown caused by someone else’s bad computer skills and your bad luck.

My account got hacked and now I’m the class clown. I hate it.

I got hacked and my teacher made me write an essay about it. I cried.

My phone got hacked and now it’s texting my crush. I’m doomed.

When you’re so scared of hackers you start crying and yell ‘I don’t want to be hacked anymore!’

I got hacked and started crying in the middle of math class. I was so embarrassed.

I got hacked and my dad yelled at me for using ‘password’ as my password.

I got hacked and now my mom’s computer is broken too.