hackoracacaao

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1
A fuzzy rat with more problems than a math test and a face like a used sock.
My dog ran away with my homework. It was a hackoracacaao.
That thing in the trash is not a rat. It's a hackoracacaao.
I saw it eating my cereal. It was a hackoracacaao.
2
A rat that smells like old gym socks and has a death wish.
It climbed my leg like it was a slide. It was a hackoracacaao.
I think it bit me. It was a hackoracacaao.
It sat on my face. It was a hackoracacaao.
3
A rat that looks like it was run over by a pizza truck and still has time to annoy you.
It was in my lunch. It was a hackoracacaao.
It stared at me like I owed it money. It was a hackoracacaao.
It ran across my desk. It was a hackoracacaao.
4
A rat that acts like it owns the place and eats your snacks like it’s a snack thief.
It took my chips. It was a hackoracacaao.
It sat on my keyboard. It was a hackoracacaao.
It ate my sandwich. It was a hackoracacaao.
5
A rat that’s louder than a jackhammer and has no idea what time it is.
It screamed in my ear. It was a hackoracacaao.
It woke me up at 3 a. m. It was a hackoracacaao.
It ran around my room like it was on fire. It was a hackoracacaao.
6
A rat that looks like it’s been in a fight with a trash can and still has time to be smelly.
It was in the trash. It was a hackoracacaao.
It smelled like a trash can. It was a hackoracacaao.
It looked like it had been in a fight. It was a hackoracacaao.
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