Hacknitude

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When a hackney decides to throw their rage at someone who’s just chillin’ and not even botherin’ them. It’s like they’re mad because the sky is still up there.
My neighbor started yelling at my dog for just lying down in the yard.
My cousin got mad because I didn’t text him back in 3 seconds.
The guy at the coffee shop screamed at the barista for not knowing what a 'latte' was.
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Taking a hackney’s mean spirit and moving it to a place where people are just minding their own business. It’s like the meanest kid in school moved to your quiet neighborhood.
The teacher started yelling at the kids for talking during lunch.
My mom got mad at the mailman for not delivering the mail fast enough.
My friend’s dog barked at a squirrel for 10 minutes straight.
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When a hackney’s temper is transferred to someone who doesn’t even want to be mad. It’s like someone took your grumpy uncle and put him in your little brother’s head.
My dad started screaming at the TV for showing a commercial.
My friend got angry at the pizza for being too cheesy.
My neighbor yelled at the bird for just sitting on the fence.
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Moving the anger from one hackney to a new person who didn’t ask for it. It’s like your angry boss gave his temper to your best friend.
My teacher got mad at the class for being too quiet.
My brother yelled at the cat for not playing with him.
My mom screamed at the clock for ticking too loud.
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Putting the grumpy side of a hackney into someone who’s just trying to get through the day. It’s like your grumpy uncle moved into your quiet house.
My neighbor started yelling at the kids for playing in the street.
My cousin got mad at the phone for not working.
My friend screamed at the coffee for being too hot.
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