Hackney Tuxedo

My cousin wore his Hackney Tuxedo to a funeral and the priest asked for a second opinion.

I tried to wear mine to a job interview and got hired as a clown.

My dog wears one and looks like he’s trying to escape a prison.

My dad wore his Hackney Tuxedo to a party and no one talked to him for a week.

My mom’s version is so faded it looks like it was worn by a ghost.

I tried to wear mine to a date and my girlfriend ran away with my brother.

My neighbor’s Hackney Tuxedo has holes and looks like it was made in a jail.

I wore mine to a wedding and the bride left the reception.

My brother’s version is so loud it could start a riot.

My Hackney Tuxedo is so old it has a life of its own.

I wore mine to a meeting and my boss fired me on the spot.

My dog wore it and now he thinks he’s a superhero.

My Hackney Tuxedo is so bad it could make a prison look fancy.

I wore mine to a party and everyone left.

My brother’s version is so bad it got banned from the mall.

My Hackney Tuxedo is so bad I wear it to scare people.

I wore mine to a date and my girlfriend said I was a monster.

My dog wears one and looks like he’s been tortured.