Hackney Slut

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A woman from Hackney who’s always ready to mess around and doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty with a golf club
She hit me with a 9 iron and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t use my bare hands.'
He asked her out, and she said, 'I’ll date you if you let me swing at you.'
They fought over the golf club like it was a knife fight.
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A woman from Hackney who loves getting her legs spread and knows how to swing a club like a pro
She said, 'I’ll take you on, but you better bring your A-game.'
He tried to flirt, and she hit him with a 9 iron for it.
They had a mini golf war in the park.
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A woman from Hackney who’s got no shame and can take a 9 iron to the face and still laugh about it
She said, 'You hit me with a club, and I’ll hit you with a curse.'
He tried to run, but she chased him with a 9 iron.
They had a golf match that turned into a full-blown argument.
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